RogueStack
Your Precious Toonstack Belongs to Me!
Ah ha!
It is I, the lovable handsome rogue Ellis Rosen, and I have taken Toonstack as my captive. There’s no use trying to save her, as my swordplay is unmatched! Have at thee!
Watch as I swing on this rope and land with a laugh! Ho-ho! It’s all so charming!
What are my demands? I’ll tell you! Sign up for my new newsletter by clicking the link below! Ha-ha! Watch me swing from this rope again!
https://ellisrosen.myshopify.com/pages/giveaway
I’m not your average rake, mind you, I’m not some brutish scoundrel. I play fair, and if you sign up for my newsletter, I will offer you a chance to win a hand-signed printed copy of the below cartoon, which I cunningly call “the Chip-Clip cartoon.”
However, the offer only stands until September 15th, so best move quickly, matey!
But even if you miss that window, I offer more! My newsletter will feature cartoons, writing and sketches, including drawings you’ve never seen before. Right now, I’ve posted a new cartoon in my evil squirrel series, I won’t be posting it anywhere else! I’m a devious knave!
You’ll also get updates on merchandise, and limited runs on print sales. Why, you don’t need to be a pirate king to enjoy such treasures! En Garde! I swing from a rope yet again!
So, what say you? Shall we duel here, under the setting sun? Or will you click the link and sign up, ensuring vast wealth for all? Please just click the link, my hands are developing rope burn.